I Wanted To Believe
Last Thursday, I saw a preview screening of the rebooted X-Files: I Want to Believe, and like most of the audience I was pretty underwhelmed. I, and (I'm sure) many other X-Files fans, wanted to believe that this movie had a reason to be made. However, if this is Hollywood's idea of reviving the franchise, we should classify their thought processes as paranormal behavior. At best, X-Files: I Want To Believe is a glorified hour-and-a-half bad episode, with absolutely nothing worthy enough to warrant the return of Mulder and Scully. The plot fellows Mulder rejoining the FBI to investigate whether a questionable psychic has the ability to find a missing FBI agent. Why, with everything he had been through with the FBI, would he actually return to them is a real question mark, but I guess you're just going to have to suspend your disbelief for this one. As the story unfolds, a half-hearted Russian Frankenstein is revealed to be conducting experiments on the missing agent. The psychic, a former pedophile, looks to be the only lead for saving her life. That's about it. There's a semi-preachy stem cell sub-plot about Scully's struggle with a Catholic hospital council to save the life of a young boy dying of a rare brain condition. Oh, and FBI superior Walter Skinner (Mitch Pileggi) makes a cameo that briefly wakes the audience from their boredom towards the end. But, that's it. Nothing else even semi interesting or bizarre happens. That's the whole film.
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson do a good job at bringing back Mulder and Scully, but honestly they could play these characters in their sleep. I hate to say it, but their paychecks were probably more of an incentive to make this stinker than the lousy script. If you do go and see it, don't expect the special effects to be anything better than what you would see on an episode ten years ago. In fact, just don't go. You're better off saving your money to see The Dark Knight for the fourth or fifth time or just renting the far superior original X-Files movie.
-Jon


















