
Wednesday never really mattered to me before I started working at Star Clipper. All my favorite TV shows were normally on Thursday and Sunday night. New CD's and DVD's came out on Tuesdays. So Wednesday was just lame old hump day. Ah, but this was before I was a helpless comic book addict. Let me warn you now, if you are a compulsive collector don't work at a shop the feeds your habit. I'm not only guilty for working at Star Clipper for that tasty employee discount, I used to work at
Euclid Records as well, helping me indulge in my nasty record collecting habit. Either way, I'm willing to admit I'm addicted to comic books, but are you?
Well, first let me help you defined a comic addict. If you only pick up one or two comics a month its probably safe to say you're a healthy comic reader. Comic addiction is when you pick up more comics than you can really pay for, and half the damn time you're disappointed in what your reading. For instance, I keep picking up Iron Man even though I haven't enjoyed it in months. I even tried to cancel my hold for it but I freaked out and had to reactivate it. Without getting to self degregrating, let me turn it over to nurse Adrian Brown who wrote a really thoughtful and funny take on comic books and addiction.
Here is Brown's Twelve Steps of admission for comic users :
1. We admitted we were powerless over comics. Compared with the superheroes.
2. We came to believe that a Power greater than Superman could restore us to sanity.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to comics.
4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our collections.
5. We admitted to a comics related internet forum, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our comics addiction.
6. We were entirely ready to have a sale to remove all these, even the ones without defects of cover.
7. We humbly asked if we could keep some trade paperback collections.
8. We made a list of all persons we had introduced to comics, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when their own addiction might jeopardise our own recovery.
10. We continued to take personal inventory and sold many comics via eBay.
11. We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Stan Lee as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the Powers to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to anyone who would listen, by going on about it at length in any appropriate internet discussions, and also many inappropriate ones. 'Nuff Said!
Make sure to check out the complete article on
comic addiction.
Now I have to go pick up a few comics that got away last week.
-Jon