Go See GRINDHOUSE now!!!

Alright Star Clipper blog readers, its now your official responsibility to go see GRINDHOUSE, and if you've already seen it, go see it again. That's what you get for reading my blog, ordered to see a movie. You didn't know I had that power to do that did you? But this is no ordinary movie, its a double feature, with the ultra gory zombie flick "Planet Terror" directed by Robert Rodriguez and the terrorizing hot-rod spoof "Death Proof" directed by Quentin Tarantino showed back to back for your film going enjoyment. GRINDHOUSE may even get the highest Star Clipper rating out of any film reviewed on the blog, since I'm now giving it 174.75 Clippies out of 200 Clippies. Wowee Zowee!!

So why is GRINDHOUSE so great? Well, here are but a few reasons. Rose McGowan has a assault rifle grafted to her leg! Tarantino has some "important" body parts melted off his body! Their are fake movie trailers by Rob Zombie, Edgar Wright and Eli Roth! Horrible trampoline accidents! Gore, gore and more Gore! The craziest car chase scene ever! An unexpected cameo by my main man Nicolas Cage! Fergie has her brain ripped out, though this happen long before this movie! And most importantly: Kurt "Escape from New York" Russell!

Kurt Russell may be the New Nic Cage!

So after you visit Star Clipper this week head over to the Tivoli and see GRINDHOUSE. I command it!

-Jon