Bigfoot Lives!

And finally, a post that won't mention Captain You-Know-Who!

We've all heard the supposed myth of the bigfoot or sasquatch that lives in the woods of North America. The hairy giant ape is only meant to be a fairy tale, but many believe in the reality of this mysterious primate. Among the supporters are Jane Goodall, one of the world's leading primatologists.

And if the video documentation, huge footprints, and Jane freakin' Goodall's opinion aren't enough to sway you, what if I told you Bigfoot wrote a book? Still not convinced? Well what if I told you he wrote TWO books?

Yeah. That's right. Me Write Book and In Me Own Words tell of the difficult and sometimes tragic tribulations of this giant hairy wild man from an autobiographical standpoint. Graham Roumieu was kind enough to put the Sasquatch's words down on paper with helpful illustrations.

I defy you not to feel compelled to read In Me Own Words after only the first page. I quote:

"I am not Chewbacca. me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He think he cool, but he not. He phoney loser with no class. He all messed up on crack me think. People think me Chewbacca sometimes. NO! Me have job. Bad Wookie. Bad."

I think I just felt a disturbance in the force. Like a thousand Wookies... crying.

200 Star Clippies out of 200. Phenomenal.

-Elizabeth