Holiday Hi-Jinx

So I was looking for a new holiday desktop, to replace my Spider Jerusalem one. And I happened upon this little gem on the DC site.

So Far everyone has had something different to say about it. And in that same vein, we're gonna do a caption contest. Just leave a comment on this post with your funniest one liner. That's it. There's no real prize for this other then proving yourself the wittiest person on the Star Clipper blogs. C'mon, that's worth something, isn't it?
I'll even go ahead and start if off for you:

"Never bring a snowball to a comet fight"

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"That's not snow.....

It's marshmallow fluff!"

Have fun, nothing too dirty.

-Dan